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That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
That's no moon... -- Obi-wan Kenobi
That's odd. That's very odd. Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind. -- Neil Armstrong
That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.
What they really hate is lousy programmers....
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
-- Bill Veeck...
That's what she said.
That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
-- Willie Sutto...
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...

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