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The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Ya...
The bank sent our statement this morning, The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced, But my wife was too quick on the draw....
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd And meteors fright the fixed stars of heave
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change....
THE BEATLES: Paul McCartney's old back-up band.
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
-- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr....
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. -- Maurice Baring
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman....
The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America, live w...

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