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TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1: Gong, n: Medieval term for privvy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack....
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
Teachers have class.
TEAMWORK: Having someone to blame.
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Technicality, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused a neighbor of murder.
His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook...
Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass. After three...
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley...
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to. -- Geoffrey Chauce

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