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Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, It's hanging there on the shed....
Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
-- B. Frankli...
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell....
TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will find you boorish and headstrong.
Travel, promotion, and romance highlighted, if you live long enough....
TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.
You will decide to lose weight today, just like ye...
TAX OFFICE: Den of inequity.
Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree." -- Russell Long
TAXES: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
TAXES: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

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