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• Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
• What this country needs is a law that when children grow up and leave home they have to take their dogs, cats, turtles, snakes and canaries with them.
  -- Bill Vaugh...
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...