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Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, yo...
Seems that a pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll.
Her question was, "Excuse me; what's your opinion on the meat shortage?...
Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it.
Seems this guy showed up at a party, and all of his friends jumped for Joy.
But she sidestepped, and they missed....
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.
emper en excretu
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!
Send some filthy mail.
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