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• Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
• Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• If all the people in China stood up on chairs, and, at the same moment, jumped down on the ground, we would be in deep, deep trouble.
• I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
  -- James Barrie...
• We would not number on our list of friends the creep who locks all the bathroom doors at a beer party.
• ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.
  Poor Isabella's Dead, whose abdication Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation....
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
• Jargon Coiner (#1) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * WINCURSE: Loud expletive uttered when a Linux user comes face-to-face with a computer containing a WinModem....