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Sex and drugs and rock and roll, Is all my brain and body need.
Sex and drugs and rock and roll, Are very good indeed....
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
Sex is about as important as a cheese sandwich. But a cheese sandwich, if you ain't got one to put in your belly, is extremely important.
-- Ian Dury...
Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae We
Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is for diet Coke.
-- Malcolm DacDougall...
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillo
Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad, it's still darn tasty!
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...
The other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M.C. Reed

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