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She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blonde...
She applies her lipstick in spite of its conte
She asked me, "What's your sign?" I blinked and answered "Neon," I thought I'd blow her mind...
She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
She blinded me with science!
She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. -- Tommy Manville
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to. -- Gypsy Rose Lee
She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years, enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left.
Excited a few men in the meantime. -- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing...

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