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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore...
Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is repeated until infinity.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Alle...
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
-- Karl Krau...
Shah, shah! Ayatulla you so!
Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
-- J.M. Barrie...
Shame is an improper emotion invented by pietists to oppress the human race.
-- Robert Preston, Toddy, "Victor/Victoria...
Shannon's Observation Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to improve.
hare, n: To give in, endure humiliation.
Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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