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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide....
See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.
Seeing a commotion in Harvard Square, a man strolled over and asked what was going on.
Seeing is believing. You wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't believed it.
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing. -- James Thurbe
Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesa...
Seek simplicity -- and distrust it. -- Alfred North Whitehead
Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a...
Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?". The duck replies, "Yes, I'd like a box o...
Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fence...

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