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Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.
-- The Brown University Security Crime Prevention Pamphle...
Silence can be the biggest lie of all. We have a responsibility to speak up
and whenever the occasion calls for it, we have a responsibility to raise bloody hell....
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas Carlyle
Silence is the only virtue you have left.
illema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]
Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.

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