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She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
She often gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it). -- Lewis Carroll
She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'. -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
She say, Miss Colie, You better hush. God might hear you.
Let 'im hear me, I say. If he ever listened to poor colored women the world would be a different place, I can tell you....
She sells cshs by the cshore.
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe...
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.

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