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Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits...
Shick's Law: There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
Shift to the left, Shift to the right, Mask in, mask out, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today.
Two freaks in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!...
Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens.
Hee-hee. -- Terry Southe...
Short people get rained on last.
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull
Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade. -- Leo Duroche...

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