Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription
counter and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help
you?".
The duck replies, "Yes, I'd like a box of condoms, please."
"Certainly", says the pharmacist, "will that be cash or would
you like me to put it on your bill?"
Snarls the duck, "Just what kind of duck do you think I am?"
counter and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help
you?".
The duck replies, "Yes, I'd like a box of condoms, please."
"Certainly", says the pharmacist, "will that be cash or would
you like me to put it on your bill?"
Snarls the duck, "Just what kind of duck do you think I am?"
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quacks like a duck,
I call that bird a duck. -- Richard Cardinal... - I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby
duck,
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would you... - Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like
a duck,
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[aside] "I would like?
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COOK IT!... - SMILEY
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like a... - A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and
walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping...
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wisdom... - I never did it that way
before... - FCJ: Feed
Cards and... - I will defend to the death everyone's right to my
opinion...
