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SCRIBLINE: The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
Sears has everything.
Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong...
Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
Secretary's Revenge: Filing almost everything under "the".
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]

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