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• EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order.
  The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other -- which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in the pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of a dog....
• A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
• A man walked into a bar. It hurt!
• Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve him.
  Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?...
• bar: /bar/ n. 1. The second {metasyntactic variable}, after {foo} and before {baz}.
  Suppose we have two functions: FOO and BAR. FOO calls BAR....
• I heartily accept the motto -- "That government is best which governs lea
  and I should like to see it acted up to more rapidly and systematically....