Q: Why Did The Astrophysicist Order Three Hamburgers? A: Because He Was Hungry.

Q: Why Did The Astrophysicist Order Three Hamburgers? A: Because He Was Hungry.

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Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.

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