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Prime Minister MacDonald] has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
-- Winston Churchill...
Prince Hamlet thought Uncle a traitor For having it off with his Mate
Revenge Dad or not? That's the gist of the plot, And he did -- nine soliloquies later....
Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.
It may even be a bad habit, for all I know. -- Prof. J.H. Finley '25...
Priority: A statement of the importance of a user or a program.
Prisons are built with stones of Law, brothels with bricks of Religion. -- Blake
Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the Pulitzer prize
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate How....
PROBLEM DRINKER: A man who never buys.
Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training.
And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years?...

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