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Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -- D.E. Knuth
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve Wildlife! Throw a party today!
President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote.
In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Po...
Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
Price's Advice: It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work.
-- Winston Churchill...
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