Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng.
130 midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam....
PROGRAM: Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one day.
program, n: A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer oppo...
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without giant listing
we would find it hard to use them. -- D.M. Ritchie...
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming is an unnatural act.
PROGRESS: Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons invading the body and taking possession of it.
Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria and viruses invadi...
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
-- G.B. Shaw...

< previous

10709