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• Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training.
  And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years?...
• An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• I find a lot of actors are infantile people. It's just so silly what we do half the time.
  Someone said to my daughter, 'Are you gonna be an actress like your mum?...
• A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
  .. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• As you enter the mine a rather burly man approaches you and exclaims, "Great to see someone else stumble into this God (sic) forsaken hole.
  I came here 12 years ago and lost my boat. This mine has the greatest gem hordes ever encountered....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....