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Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.
Experimental psychologists think they're biologists....
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.
-- Zoso...
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will end badly.
(Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)...
Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.
PURGE COMPLETE.
PURITAN: Someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
-- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesque...

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