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• Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the Pulitzer prize
• One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
  -- Plato...
• Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
  [belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
• How many journalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place....
• Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place....
• A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical questio
  If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?...
• Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place....
• SMILEY +<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children...