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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977...
Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".
Never promise more than you can perform. -- Publilius Syru
Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time. -- D. Grie
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orbe
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