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• Never insult an alligator, until you've crossed the river.
  -- Cordell Hull, former U.S. secretary of state...
• Never insult someone you can't outrun.
• I've never TRIED to insult you. I've never HAD to try.
• Until now, I had never realized what beauty water adds to a river. -- MARK TWAIN, ON ALBUQUIRQUE
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• If you saw what the river carried, you would never drink the water. Jamaican Proverb
• A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
• The enemy never watches, until you make a mistake..
• You're never a loser until you quit trying.