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• Never go to bed mad - stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Dille
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. DILLER
• Save your money. -- Phyllis Dille
• I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book.
  Or a friend who's read one. -- Phyllis Dille...
• Housework won't kill you, but why take a chanche. -- Phyllis Diller, comedia
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  -- Phyllis Dille...
• I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
  -- Phyllis Dille...