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• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal
• A good deed never goes unpunished. -- Gore Vidal
• Half of the American people have never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• I'm for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults. -- Gore Vidal
• Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal