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Never reveal your best argument.
Never say "Oops" in an operating room.
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. -- Nelson Algre
Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.
-- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand...
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
Never tell. Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it.
Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya....
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
-- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr....
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. -- Steinbach
Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.

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