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New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary...
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
-- David Letterma...
New York-- to that tall skyline I come Flyin' in from London to your door New York-- lookin' down on Central Park Where they say you should not wander after dark.
New York. -- Simon and Garfunkle...
New York's got the ways and means, just won't let you be.
Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
Newman's Discovery: Your best dreams may not come true
fortunately, neither will your worst dreams....
Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff.
-- Adlai Stevenso...
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.
ews: gotcha
NEWSFLASH!! Rodney Fenster looked up the shaft of elevator number four at 1700 N.
17th St. this morning to see if the elevator was on its way down. It was. Age 31....

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