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Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
Never trust an operating system.
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlein (Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)...
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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