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• My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it.
  On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...
• Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
  On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
  I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
• The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh
• The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?
  I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it....