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Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a consta
he population is growing....
Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake.
I don't know why they gave me men's shirts but they're going back....
Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you.
Could you call me at... My name is... uh... Never mind, forget it!...
Mr. Rockford; Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses.
We got your renewal before the extended deadline but not your check....
Mr. Rockford, this is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary Etiquette.
We aren't going to call again! Now you want these free lessons or what?...
Mr. Salter's side of the conversation was limited to expressions of assent.
When Lord Copper was right he said "Definitely, Lord Coppe...
MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
Much of the excitement we get out of our work is that we don't really know what we are doing.
-- E. Dijkstra...
Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
Multics is security spelled sideways.

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