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MOTHER: Half a word.
Mother Earth is not flat!
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there would be so many.
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
-- John F. Kennedy...
Mothers of large families (who claim to common sense) Will find a Tiger will repay the trouble and expense.
-- Hilaire Belloc, "The Tige...
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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