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• Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
• Lee's Law: Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there'd be so many!
• Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there'd be so many!
  -- Lee's Law...
• Buying cigarettes becomes an interview now. I said to the salesgirl in back of the counter, "I'd like a carton of cigarettes.
  She said, "There are so many brands, what would you like?...
• She said she would love me till the end of time. But then she said my time was up.
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
  -- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• What they said: What they meant: "If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much of him as I do.
  (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately....
• She said she would go through anything for me and she wanted to start with my bank book.