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I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell .
.. their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ....
I'll grant thee random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part....
I'll learn to play the Saxophone, I play just what I feel.
Drink Scotch whisky all night long, And die behind the wheel....
I'll meet you... on the dark side of the moon... -- Pink Floyd
I'll never get off this planet. -- Luke Skywalke
I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.
I'll turn over a new leaf. -- Miguel de Cervante
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.
Ask any Indian. -- Robert Orben Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa...
Illegitimi non carborundum (translation: no carbonated drinks allowed.)
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot: it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.

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