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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. -- Voltaire
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of the idea of a doomsday machine.
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator." -- "Friday's Child", when asked to h...
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.
And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary....
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.
-- David Rockefelle...
I'm an artist. But it's not what I really want to do.
What I really want to do is be a shoe salesman. I know what you're going to say -- "Dreamer!...
I'm an evolutionist; I refuse to believe that I could have been created by man.

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