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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Alle
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. -- Woody Alle
I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Forema
I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.
President Johnson says a war isn't really a war without my jokes. -- Bob Hope...
I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here? -- Harold Urey
I'm just as sad as sad can be! I've missed your special date.
Please say that you're not mad at me My tax return is late....
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- E.E. Cumming...
I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door, She's traversed me seven times before....
I'm not a lovable man. -- Richard Nixon.

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