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  But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever....
• If God is your partner, make your plans large.
• If you're going to write about human beings, you might as well make them people.
  -- Woody Allen, The Fro...
• To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. -- Woody Alle
• To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -- Woody Alle
• To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition. -- Woody Alle
• What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? WOODY ALLEN
• There are no accidents--only plans other people don't tell you about.