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I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, his last words, while sipping champagne
I'm dying," he croaked. "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
"You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered....
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. -- George McGove
I'm for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults. -- Gore Vidal
I'm for peace -- I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say "I've just had a good war.
-- Mae We...
I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
I'm glad I was not born before tea. -- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
I'm glad that I'm an American, I'm glad that I am free, But I wish I were a little doggy, And McGovern were a tree.
I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.
Happens every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it with you....

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