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  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If all the girls attending it [the Yale Prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)...
• If all these sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
• If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
  -- Graffiti in the Big Te...
• If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
  -- "Graffiti in the Big Te...
• Did you hear about the unreconstructed male supremacist who said that if all the women's lib activists were laid end to end, that it would be the best thing that could happen to them.
• If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Arthur "Bugs" Bae