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• One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not.
  Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. -- Jim Harriso...
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• It might be a good idea to think twice before jumping in bed with a lady ventriloquist.
  Think about it: there she is; there you are; and just as you're zeroing on target, it laughs at you....
• If you have to think about it, it's too late.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
• When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong.
  -- Peterson's Admonitio...
• Peterson's Admonition: When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong.