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• LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
  Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I might forget his last And hear your own....
• When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Pu
• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• A Jewish Deduction The Bible dictates that "Thou shalt not seethe [= cook] a kid [= young goat] in his mother's milk.
  To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation, the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female goats, to mature goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely unrelated goats....
• Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
• Puns can groan on you
• Some hae meat and canna eat, And some would eat that want i
  But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit....
• Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.