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If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once!
If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Mille
If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekov
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real good, you will get out of it.
If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Bure...
If you are not for yourself, who will be for you? If you are for yourself, then what are you?
If not now, when?...

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