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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
If you are over 80 years old and accompanied by your parents, we will cash your check.
If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your busine
over 80 you are neglecting your golf. -- Walter Hage...
If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.
If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut?
If you aren't rich you should always look useful. -- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. -- J. Paul Getty
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you clearly don't understand the situation.

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