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• If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. -- George Ade
• If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. ADE
• Truth is never pure and rarely simple. Modern life would be tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
• I'll bet if George M. Cohan were alive today he wouldn't be telling all the gang at Forty-second Street he'd soon be there.
  -- H. Marti...
• This is hopeless, fighting would be preferable.
  -- Worf, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknow...
• After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity. -- George Ade
• Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of our best people. -- George Ade
• She was a town-and-country soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.
  -- George Ade (1866-1944)...