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• The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure.
  Now, if I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment....
• The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Anglo-French Alliance...
• Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Meeting Troubles Half-way...
• BLIND.BAT was written for some of the people I work with!
• Marketing is a fashionable term. The sales manager becomes a marketing vice-president.
  But a grave digger is still a grave digger even when he is called a mortician- only the price of burial goes up....
• Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
  Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
• I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully.
  Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway...
• When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
  She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....