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• If all the girls attending it [the Yale Prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)...
• If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If all these sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
• If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
• If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it would probably be a good thing.
• If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion.
  -- William Baumol...
• If the nation's economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions.
  -- Arthur H. Motley...