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  I landed on the top of a police car. And he died. ....
• I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.
  And I don't want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcycle. -- Arlo Guthrie...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'! Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
  Alice said, trying to feel interested. No, you don't understand, the Knight said, looking a little vexed....
• The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
  Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed....
• I said, "Preacher, give me strength for round 5." He said,"What you need is to grow up, son.
  I said,"Growin' up leads to growin' old, And then to dying, and to me that don't sound like much fun....
• A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
  Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....