I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
-- Art Buchwald
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
-- Art Buchwald
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Ro:
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Madison's... - Hempstone's Question:
If you have to travel on the Titanic,
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Famous Last... - Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe
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Brown University Security Crime Prevention... - Beer! It's not just for breakfast
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